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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No go.
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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